It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married.
It's O.K. to laugh during sex... but just don't point!
If abortion is murder then a blowjob is cannibalism!
If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting?
Dumb girls are those who use their brain to impress guys.
Rugby is a game played by gentlemen with odd shaped balls.
Sterility is not hereditary.
I lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in.
Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
A flying saucer is the result of a nudist spilling his coffee.
