
Good sex can correct poor posture or at least make it stand up straight.
If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

I'm young at heart. Slightly older in other places.
Does banging a fat chick count as lifting weights?
Nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.
Streakers beware: Your end is in sight!

The difference between Niagara and Viagra is that Niagara Falls!
If there was a "Bi-Sexual Pride" parade, would it go both ways?
Why do they call it a "One Night Stand" when you're horizontal most of the time?

I love oral sex; it's the phone bill I hate.