I almost had a threesome last night, all I needed was two more people.
Women are like banks. Once you withdraw you lose all interest.
You know you're ugly when a nymphomaniac tells you, Let's just be friends.
It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you're done.
Big cats can be dangerous, and a little pussy never hurt anybody.
Love doesn't really make the world go round, and it makes the ride worthwhile.
Every girl is beautiful, just depends on how much light there is.
I use to be fucking stupid, but then we broke up...
If women are the stronger sex... why don't they rape men?
Blow jobs are flowers for men.
