Bury the dead!
One day little Timmy is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeing him there, decides to investigate. "Whatcha doin?" he asked.
Timmy replies, "My goldfish died and I`m burying him."
"That`s an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain`t it?" asked the neighbor.
Timmy shot back, "That`s because he`s inside your fuckin` cat!!!"