Judi, the blonde, runs crying into the office.
"What`s wrong?" gasps her best friend Carol.
"It`s my boyfriend." gushes Judi. "He was working on the engine under the hood of his car when the lid came down and cut off a finger!"
"My god", shrieks Carol. "Did it amputate his WHOLE finger!?"
"No thank goodness" sniffs Judi. "But it was the one just next to it!"