Breast Surgery

Mary: So somehow we started talking about doctors and hospitals and surgeries, and I told him about my breast surgery.

Jill: And then?

Mary: Well, naturally, he asked, 'Could I just SEE 'em?'

Jill: And you told him no, I hope.

Mary: Yeah, I said, No, 'just see 'em' becomes 'just touch 'em, 'and 'just touch 'em' becomes 'just kiss 'em,' and 'just kiss 'em' becomes 'just suck 'em.' and..."

Jill: And what?

Mary: And I asked, Wanna see 'em in the bedroom?