Two blondes are having lunch catching up with each other's news. "I heard you've given up smoking, is it true?"
"Yes, I haven't had a cigarette in almost two months."
"But you were such a heavy smoker, you must tell me your secret. I've tried everything to quit."
"Well it's really quite simple. Every time I get the urge to smoke a cigarette, I suck on a LifeSaver instead"
"Well that's easy for you, but I don't live near the beach"