Perfume
Two blondes walk up to a perfume counter.
The first one picks up a sample bottle, sprays it on her wrist, smells it, and says, "That's nice, don't you think, Steffi?"
Steffi says, "Yeah. What's it called, Susie?"
Susie says, "Viens a moi."
Steffi says, "Viens a moi? What's that mean?"
The store clerk says, "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'Come to me.'"
Susie takes another sniff and says, "That doesn't smell like come to me. Does it smell like come to you?"
