On a hot day, a `good ol` boy stopped at the tavern for a cold beer, leaving his hound dog tied to a parking meter in front of the joint.
One beer led to another, and soon a cop came in and said, "Is that your dog outside?"
"Sure is", said the redneck.
"Well, I want you to know she`s in heat", said the cop.
"No she ain`t. I tied her in the shade".
"No, no! I mean she needs to be bred."
"That`s stupid. How can a dog be a loaf of bread?"
The exasperated cop said, "I mean she needs to be fucked!"
"Oh. Well go ahead and fuck her. I always wanted a police dog."
On a hot day, a blonde stopped at the tavern for a cold beer, leaving his hound dog tied to a parking meter in front of the joint.
One beer led to another, and soon a cop came in and said, "Is that your dog outside?"
"Sure is", said the blonde.
"Well, I want you to know she's in heat", said the cop.
"No she ain't. I tied her in the shade".
"No, no! I mean she needs to be bred."
"That's stupid. How can a dog be a loaf of bread?"
The exasperated cop said, "I mean she needs to be fucked!"
"Oh. Well go ahead and fuck her. I always wanted a police dog.