Really big!
A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and, when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, "Yes ma`am. Ya see, I`m from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit."
Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where would you like to start?"
"Well, ma`am, how about a suit?"
"Yes sir. What size?"
"Size 53 tall, ma`am."
"Wow, that`s really big."
"Yes ma`am, they really grow them big in Texas."
"What`s next?" she asked.
He replied, "How about some shoes?"
"What size?"
"Size 15 double E."
"Wow, that`s really big!"
"Yes ma`am. They really grow them big in Texas."
"What`s next?"
"Well, I reckon I`ll need a shirt."
"Yes sir. What size?"
"Nineteen and a half neck, size 38," he replied.
"Wow, that`s really big!"
"Yes ma`am. They really grow them big in Texas."
"Will there be anything else?" she asked.
"Yes ma`am. I spect I`ll need a hat."
"Yes sir. What size?"
"Eight and five-eighths."
"Wow, that`s really big!"
"Yes ma`am. They really grow them big in Texas."
She virtually glowed as she asked, "Is there anything else I can do for you?"
"No ma`am , I reckon that will be all."
As the sweet young thing tallied up his bill, and as the Texan counted out his money, she blushed and asked, "Sir, could I ask you a question?"
"Yes ma`am, I already know what it is. And the answer is four inches."
Astonished, she blurted out, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!"
Without so much as a stutter, the Texan replied, "From the floor, ma`am?"
