Types of Sex!
There are four types of sex in a marriage:
Kitchen Sex:
This is at the beginning of the marriage; you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence, in the kitchen.
Bedroom Sex:
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
Hallway Sex:
This is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, "Fuck you."
Courtroom Sex:
This is when you get divorced and your wife fucks you in front of everyone in court.
