Rash Driving
Ek Ladke ko traffic police ne rash driving ke liye pakda.
Police: Apna license dikhao.
Ladka: Nahin hai janaab.
Police: Paise hain?
Ladka: No.
Police waale ne ladke ke underwear me haath daala aur kuch baal khich ke ukhaad liye.
Ladka, in pain: Aisa kyun kiya?
Police: Taake tum yeh na keh sako ki, maine signal toda aur havaldar mera jhaant bhi nahi ukhad saka.