| Santa and Jeeto were married, and celebrated their first night, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and Santa goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks his bride, Jeeto, to please bring one from the bedroom. When Jeesto gets to the bathroom door, Santa opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to Jeeto where she sees all of him well. Jeeto`s eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What`s that?", pointing to a small part of his anatomy. Santa, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that`s what we had so much fun with last night." And Jeeto, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?" |
| A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, "But we don't know anything about each other." He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along." So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10-Meter board, and did a two and a half tuck gainer. This was followed by three rotations in jackknife position, where he straightened out, and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said," That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath. He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?" "No." she said, "I was a hooker in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal. |
Is anybody home? Once, there was a man who was upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor.