| Banta, a construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I`m constipated." The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table." Banta leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a bat, CRACK, CRACK, CRACK...,and then sends him into the bathroom. Banta comes out a few minutes later and says, "Doc, I feel great. What should I do to prevent constipation ?" The doctor says, "Stop wiping with cement bags." |
| There was this big tribal chief who was suffering from constipation, and therefore sent his messenger to the urban doctor for getting prescription. The messenger went to the doctor and said, "Doc, doc..., Big chief, no shit! Big chief, no shit!" The doctor handed him one month's prescription. But the chief consumed all the pills in a day. When the messenger showed up at the doctor's office again, the doctor asked, "What's the problem now?" The messenger said, "Big shit, no chief! Bigggg shit, no chief!" |