Mature Jokes

In Little Johnny`s classroom, the teacher gave the class a homework assignment. She wanted them to tell the class one talent that they had and that they were especially good at. The next day the Teacher calls on Mary...

A pastor`s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor`s family expanded, so would his paycheck...

Morris comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying. "I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you`ve been having an affair with that chippie secretary in your office. Why would you do that to me? Haven`t I always been the good wife...

Ghar Mein Koi Na Hone Ki Wajah Se Malik Ne Apni Naukrani Ko Pakad Liya Aur Sex Karne Lag Gaya. Thodi Der Tak Sex Karne Ke Baad Naukrani Boli: Malik Anand Aa Raha Hai. Maalik Ye Sunkar Bada Khush Hua...

This will no doubt put Coca Cola out of business in the near future...!
The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as...

A man`s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He`s never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They`re going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes...

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great and I`ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant...

I work in the electronics department of a major retailer. The phone rings one evening. On the other end is a girl, who sounds to be about 18 or so, and I can hear muffled giggles behind her, so I know she`s got it on speakerphone...

An `under performing` bus driver goes to see his doctor. He wants some Viagra, but he doesn`t want his wife to know about it. The doctor prescribes it for him and he heads off to the pharmacist. Home is a good hour away so...

Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya. Patni Poore Gusse Se Apne Baccho Ko Kehti Hai: Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye To Tumne Darwaja Nahi Kholna. Raat Ko 12 Baje Ke Baad Aadmi...