Mature Jokes

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes...

A stewardess did her usual act of showing passengers the safety drill. Near the end she said, "And in the event of an emergency, bend forward and put your head between your legs."
Eunice said to her boy friend...

A couple who had been married for thirty-five years were lying in a hotel bed. They were just about to go to sleep when through the walls they heard a girl`s voice say, "Oh, honey, you`re so strong...

Ek Baar Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Pinky Se Pucha: Jaanu... Aaaj Tume Panties Kis Color Ki Pahni Hai?
Pinky, Gussa Karte Hue: Tumhe Hamesha Aisi He Baatein Karni Hoti Hai. Aur Kuch /nahn Aata Kya Tumhe...

After a few minutes of small talk, she says, "Let me be honest with you. You`re a very nice man, but I don`t think you realize that I`m a professional. I`d be delighted to go upstairs with you for a hundred dollars. Now...

This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me...," she asks him.
So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning....

Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a test system in a large publicly held company. Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system recently, forgot their password...

A guy is walking through a fairground one day, when he notices a stunning redhead sprawled on the ground unconscious. Kneeling next to the beauty, he lightly slaps her face. No response. Then he rubs her wrists...

Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first boy was to say, "My fair maiden... I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your...

One summer, the company that Morris worked for transferred him to another city. Morris was told that he had to take a new physical with the company doctor to continue to be employed. All the tests came out fine, but...