Mature Jokes

Chinki Ab Umar Mein 18 Saal Ki Ho Chuki Thhi. Ek Din Uski Maa Ne Socha Ki Aaj Iski Pariksha Leti Hun.
Maa: Chinki, Maan Lo Ki Tum Kisi Andheri Aur Tang Gali Se Raat Ke Waqt Gujar Rahi Ho, Aur Samne Se Koi Aadmi Tumahare Samne Aa Jata Hai, Aur Uske...

Badi Dukhi Si Halat Mein Ek Marij Sex Ke Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: Doctor Sahab, Mera Khada Nahi Hota, Please Check Kijiye Aur Koi Achchi Se Dawa Dijiye.
Doctor Ne Apni Ek Sunder Si Nurse...

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes...

A stewardess did her usual act of showing passengers the safety drill. Near the end she said, "And in the event of an emergency, bend forward and put your head between your legs."
Eunice said to her boy friend...

A couple who had been married for thirty-five years were lying in a hotel bed. They were just about to go to sleep when through the walls they heard a girl`s voice say, "Oh, honey, you`re so strong...

Ek Baar Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Pinky Se Pucha: Jaanu... Aaaj Tume Panties Kis Color Ki Pahni Hai?
Pinky, Gussa Karte Hue: Tumhe Hamesha Aisi He Baatein Karni Hoti Hai. Aur Kuch /nahn Aata Kya Tumhe...

After a few minutes of small talk, she says, "Let me be honest with you. You`re a very nice man, but I don`t think you realize that I`m a professional. I`d be delighted to go upstairs with you for a hundred dollars. Now...

This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me...," she asks him.
So he does without hesitation, as she starts moaning....

Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a test system in a large publicly held company. Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system recently, forgot their password...

A guy is walking through a fairground one day, when he notices a stunning redhead sprawled on the ground unconscious. Kneeling next to the beauty, he lightly slaps her face. No response. Then he rubs her wrists...