Mrs. O'Conner's Breast
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he`d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he`s walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean...
Bruce & Mary
Dad was in the field plowing when he noticed Mary run into the barn. A few seconds later Bruce runs into the barn after her. After about 20 minutes they still haven`t come out of the barn, so Dad decides to see...
Oh NO!!!
The nuns at the local convent had their daily annoucement session. The mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious frown on her face. She began to speak. Mother Superior...
Pissing Contest!
A man & his wife were arguing about who was better, males or females? The argument turned into a pissing contest, literally. The wife claimed that she could piss higher up on a wall than her husband. The husband being a man...
Betraying a Witch
A notorious womanizer left a trail of broken hearts behind him, until he betrayed the wrong woman - a practicing witch. The morning after she had caught Man with another girl, he awoke with an itchy bump in the middle...
How's Your Hole?
A rather large lady had saved her money for a long time to be able to afford a cruise on a ship to the Bahamas. When she gets settled in her cabin she goes to the dining room for her first meal on board, and is invited to...
Male vs Female Brain
Ladkon Aur Ladkiyon Ke Dimaag Mein Kya Chalta Hai Iske Baare Mein Scientists Ne Detail Mein Ek Research Ki Gayi Aur Uske Results Kuch Is Tarah Hain: Female Brain...
Naked Handstands!
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the usual questions and then asked her to go behind the screen and remove her clothes. She was a bit shocked but went ahead anyway...
Meet The Sexpert
Q: Is It Safe If Penis Is Kept In The Vagina When Sleeping?
A: Usually When The Penis Returns To Flaccid State, It Will Slide Out Of The Vagina. Even If Does Not, Be Rest Assured The Vagina Will Not...
Birth Control Methods
In 1983, China launched an extensive 12 month program that was carefully designed to teach the fundamentals of birth control to the rural populace. Doctors and nurses were televised demonstrating the use of condoms...
