"First," said the playboy, "I`m going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose."
"Oh no you`re not," said Anni.
"Then I`ll take you to dinner and ply you with...
Three cowboys, one from Texas, one from Kansas and one from Oklahoma went into a bar bragging about who was the baddest of the three. The Texan said watch this and yelled at the barmaid, ey, barmaid. Bring me a...
A man went to a famous Parisian restaurant with his girlfriend and ordered the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returned with the bottle, poured a taste into a glass. The customer picked up the glass, smelled the wine...
Ben is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Ben, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her. He buys her a drink and then another and then another. After this and the accompanying small-talk...
A guy is about three steps inside a bar when he realizes it`s a gay bar. "What the heck? I really want a drink," he thinks, and sits down.
A waiter approaches and says, "What`s the name of your penis...
A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty young thing in her short, pink mini-dress. Using the time-honored icebreaker, he sends her a drink. "How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come...
There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering sexist remarks as to how women cannot take enough pain to get a tattoo. After listening to the guys...
After a tourist had been served in the Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said, "Miss, would y`all give me a piece of ass?"
"Lord, that`s the most direct proposition I`ve ever had...
Joe went to a party the other night and was having a real blast. After he`d been there a few hours, and more than just several drinks, he noticed this fabulous blonde standing over to the side. She was in her early to mid...
Returning from the men`s room, a bar customer was shaking his head. "What`s the matter?" inquired the bartender.
"While I was in the bathroom back there, I noticed among the scribbling on the wall, and one that said...