Naughty Pappu
Ek Baar Pappu Ko Exam Mein Sawal Aaya.
Question: What Is An Array? Explain With Example.
Pappu`s Answer: Array Is The Word Used To Call A Friend When He Is Standing Far From You. For Example: Array O Behan Ke Lode Idhar Aa..
Nasbandi Aur Family Planning
Ek Gaanv Mein Zila Adhikari Mahoday Nasbandi Ke Mahatv Aur Upyogita Ke Baare Mein Graam Sevakon Ki Ek Sabhaa Mein Bhashan De Rahe The. Bhashan Ke Baad Unhone Kaha Ki Agar Koi Sawal Puchna Chaahe To Puch Sakta Hai...
Naughty Puns
Perfect Example of Both Good & Bad Luck?
The Naughty Wind Blows The Girl`s Skirt High (Good Luck) But at The Same Time Dust Falls into the Boy`s Eyes (Bad Luck)
Height of Disappointment: Husband Enter in a Medical Store to Buy Condoms...
Tonsillectomy vs Circumcision
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I`m in here to get...
Dark Lines on Inner Thigh
Ek Baar Ek Aurat Badi Pareshaan Hoke Doctor Ke Paas Gayi, Aur Bolti Hai: Doctor Sahab, Main Jab Bhi Subah Uthti Hoon, Meri Thighs Pe Bahaut Saari Lines Bani Hoti Hai. Zara Dekhiye Toh Kahi Kuch Serious Problem...
The Third Leg Conundrum
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He Walks over and asks Paul what`s wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time...
The Brexit Effect!
Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him...
Correct Measurements
A civil engineer, a doctor and an advocate went to Bangkok for a fun trip. To save the money they hired only one Thai babe. When asked for her rate, she said she would charge each of them as per their dick length...
Why is Sex Like Riding a Bike??
1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It`s best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it`s best not to try it until...
Masturbating With a Condom!
A young couple had a wild Saturday night and used two condoms from a new box of twelve. The following weekend the woman discovered that there were only six condoms remaining in the box. "What happened to the other four condoms...
