Mature Jokes

A middle-aged man had an obsession with women`s breasts. So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his problem. "I am going to do word association," explained the doctor. "I am going to say a word...

A man and woman drive to the store, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see...

Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"
"I was out getting a tattoo...

Ek Aadmi Aadhi Raat Ko Ek Ghar Mein Ghussa, Jismein Ek Newly Married Couple Rehte The.
Chor Ne Husband Aur Wife Ko...

A young man was shopping in a department store. He sees an extremely attractive salesgirl and says, "I`d like to buy some gloves for my wife, but I don`t know her size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her...

Ek Aadmi Govt Office Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya.
Interviewer: Aapki Koi Majboori Toh Nahi?
Aadmi: Ji Sir, Darasal Main Pehle Fauj Mein Tha, Jung Ke Dauraan Meri Taangon Ke Darmiyaan Ek Bomb Phata Aur Mere Tatte Ud Gaye...

Professor Ernest Brennecke of Columbia is credited with inventing a sentence that can be made to have eight different meanings by placing ONE WORD in all possible positions in the sentence - I fucked her in the bed...

There were these three folks outside of a bar. There was a dark gentleman, a white fellow, and a Chinese gentleman. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgeous ladies. Well they made a wager to see who could...

Little billy was watching TV in his bedroom. He comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what`s love juice?"
His father looks at him horrified and tells him all about sex and why a woman`s vagina gets wet...

Ek Doctor Banta Ke Piche Blade Leke Bhag Raha Tha Aur Chilla Raha Thha: Thahar Ja Kutte Kameene... Ek Baar Hath Lag Ja Tere Ko Jaan Se Mar Dunga.Ye Sun Kar Kuch Logo Ne Doctor Ko Pakda Aur Pucha...