Love Juice!!!
Little billy was watching TV in his bedroom. He comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what`s love juice?"
His father looks at him horrified and tells him all about sex and why a woman`s vagina gets wet...
Free Shave.. Down Under
Ek Doctor Banta Ke Piche Blade Leke Bhag Raha Tha Aur Chilla Raha Thha: Thahar Ja Kutte Kameene... Ek Baar Hath Lag Ja Tere Ko Jaan Se Mar Dunga.Ye Sun Kar Kuch Logo Ne Doctor Ko Pakda Aur Pucha...
Too Honest, Too Straightforward
A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty young woman in her short mini-skirt. Using the time-honored ice breaker, he sends her a drink. "How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come sit next to him...
Man's Most Important Organ
A male`s most important Organ supposedly as described by some of these most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest.
Question: Ms Australia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country...
Tampon String!
A guy wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can`t remember anything he did last night. He picks up his dressing gown from the floor and puts it on. He notices there`s something in one of the pockets and...
Monica Lewinsky's Love Handles
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. "Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed.
"No," said the genie...
Pearls of Wisdom
My long-passed grandfather`s birthday is coming up and for me it is a time to reminisce. We used to take long walks and drives together. He would make special trips to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him. I was young when...
Naughty Quickies
A Girl Went For Gender Change Operation. All Her Friends And Relatives Were Waiting Anxiously Outside The Operating Room. When She Came Out, She Smiled Broadly And Shouted: Laudey Lag Gaye...
Discharge Problem
Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. Doctor said: Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table...
Mating Dogs
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and `in heat`, agreed to look after her neighbour`s male dog while the neighbours were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However...
