Too Honest, Too Straightforward
A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty young woman in her short mini-skirt. Using the time-honored ice breaker, he sends her a drink. "How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come sit next to him...
Man's Most Important Organ
A male`s most important Organ supposedly as described by some of these most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest.
Question: Ms Australia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country...
Tampon String!
A guy wakes up in the morning. He has a massive hangover and can`t remember anything he did last night. He picks up his dressing gown from the floor and puts it on. He notices there`s something in one of the pockets and...
Monica Lewinsky's Love Handles
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. "Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed.
"No," said the genie...
Pearls of Wisdom
My long-passed grandfather`s birthday is coming up and for me it is a time to reminisce. We used to take long walks and drives together. He would make special trips to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him. I was young when...
Naughty Quickies
A Girl Went For Gender Change Operation. All Her Friends And Relatives Were Waiting Anxiously Outside The Operating Room. When She Came Out, She Smiled Broadly And Shouted: Laudey Lag Gaye...
Discharge Problem
Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. Doctor said: Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table...
Mating Dogs
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and `in heat`, agreed to look after her neighbour`s male dog while the neighbours were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However...
Main Ya Family ?
Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ka Bade Time Se Affair Chal Raha Thha, Ek Din Dono Bethe Apni Shadi Ke Bare Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe, Jismein Kuch Problems Aa Rahi Thhi. Ladki: Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Familly Se Bhi Jyada Pyar Kar Sakte Ho...
Gin For Headache
Ek Baar Hamare Dost Banta Ke Sar Mein Kaafi Jyada Dard Ho Raha Tha, Toh Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya. Doctor Ne Banta Ka Check-up Kiya Aur Medicine Likh Di. Wahan Se Banta Seedha Sharab Ki Dukan Par Gaya Aur Ek Gin Ki Bottle...
