Mature Jokes

An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor then said to the man, "You appear to be in good health...

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing...

Bill Clinton, when he was the President of the USA, was assigned a new intern named Sally. Being the polite gentleman he is, Bill asked, "Have you seen the Presidential clock yet...

Gujarati Patel to wife: remove your clothes.
Wife: Why ?
< Gujarati Patel: Just remove and come on the bed.
Wife: Okay I have taken off my clothes....

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination...

Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker...

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation,... no one wants him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several...

Santa while travelling in a plane was continuously looking at a woman`s legs and saw that she wasn`t wearing her panties and beneath her tall waxed legs was a clean shaved pussy...

There was a fly flying 12 inches above a lake. A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, I`d get it."
A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped...

A farmer and his young bride lived out in the country and the preacher would stop by and of course they would invite him in for chicken dinner. Well this went on and the preacher...