Mature Jokes

Sandy and John were an extremely liberal, though not especially bright, white couple. Wanting to begin a family, they decided they wanted to have a black baby, and set to work. Nine months later, the fruits of their labor was born: a lovely white girl.

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Ek Sundar Ladki Ka Apne Pati Se Agreement Tha Ki Daily 10 Baar Sex Karega. Samaye Ke Saath Ye Kam Hota Gaya Aur Kewal Ek Baar Par Pahunch Gaya. Ladki Ne Talaq Ka Muqadma Dayar Kar Diya. Judge Sahab Ne Ladki Ko Apna...

Kuch Aurtein Bazaar Mein Se Shopping Karke Ghar Vapis Aa Rahi Thi Toh Sadak Pe Ek Kutta Aur Ek Kutti Buri Tarah Sen Sex Kar Rahe The.
1st Doctor`s Wife: Wow, They Are Enjoying Life.
2nd Lawyer`s Wife: No, It`s Rape....

A man walks up to a woman sitting alone at a bar. "Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I`m kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you`re giving me your...

One day Little Johnny heard his parents talking in the living room, and went out to see what was going on. They were playing the Guessing Game, so he decided to listen.
"I`ve got something big, round, and red in my hand...

Ek Baar Ramu Ka Ex-Roommate Shamu Uske Ghar Usse Milne Aata Hai. Ramu and his beautiful bride really took care of Shamu. He decided to stay there for the night. So, Ramu setup a dari and bedsheet for him on the verandah floor...

An old Cuban suffers a major heart attack and, as a last wish, asks for a Cuban flag to kiss and say good-bye to his dearest homeland. His friends search around desperately, but cannot find one. While everyone is ready to abandon...

The sex life of my belt`s buckle is as frustrating as mine. It also sees many holes everyday but goes in the same again and again!
Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they`re a big...

A girl asked her boyfriend, Honey, "Why is it that when a girl had sex with numerous guys. She`s a slut and a lot of people hate her. But when a guy does the same, he is a legend?"
The guy answered....

A man went to see the local doctor and complained because his wife was having too many little bastards; she was having at least one per year. He said, "Doc, ya gotta help me, I can`t gets enough welfare or steal enough to feed...