Wine Connoisseur
At a wine merchants, the regular taster died and the director started looking FOR a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away...
Word of Advise & Warning
A young innocent girl is about to go on her 1st date and is given some word of advise and warning by her mother, "Look darling, they all want the same, so do be very careful and don`t you ever let him...
BBC News - Suicide Bombers Go On Strike
Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Wednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have...
Drinks on The House
An Italian, a German, and a Polack were sitting in a Manhattan bar. After six drinks the Italian says, "That`s six drinks and we haven`t even gotten a free one yet, down in little Italy there`s a bar where every fourth...
Short Fuse!
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off...
Fucking Mosquitoes!
Little Johnny is standing on a street corner swatting mosquitoes. Every time he sees a mosquito he utters, "Fucking mosquitoes, fucking mosquitoes."
Just as the boy says it, a shocked priest walks up and says
One at a Time!
Jane was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts. She never had a boyfriend so she went to a Psychic for help. "Honey," said the Psychic. "You will not have luck in love in this life. But, at the reincarnation, you will be...
Sex-Starved Banta
Biwi Ke Kuch Dino Se Mayake Mein Hone Ki Wajah Se Banta Ko Kaafi Thark Chada Hua Tha. Apna Thark Dur Karne Ke Liye Vo Ek Kothe Pe Gaya. Waha Dalal Ne Sabhi Ladkiyon Ke Naam Car Ke Naam Pe Rakhe Hue The...
Pussy Breath?
After an amazing 69 with his girlfriend, Paul remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times and on top of that 2 liters of...
Is She A Virgin?
Back when Prince Andrew first became engaged to Fergie, he spoke to his father, "Fergie assures me she is a virgin. How will I know if she is?"
"It`s simple, son," replied Prince Phillip....
