Words Ending With OR
A teacher asks a class to name a living object that eats things ending in OR. First little boy says, "Alligator."
"Very good," replies the teacher.
Second little boy says, "Predator....
The Vibrator!
As a woman passed her daughter`s closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing...
Coming Out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with his homosexuality and decided to `come out of the closet.` His plan was to tell his mother first; so on his next home visit, he went to the kitchen...
Blow Job Rate
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like were popular, there were three people in a stage coach...
Chinese Condom!
A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it...
Wanna Wank???
A guy is on a business trip and he`s staying in this fancy hotel. He goes up to his room, and there`s a sign near the bed that says: Try our Oriental Massage. So he rings down to the reception desk and tells the clerk...
Man's Most Important Organ
A male`s most important Organ supposedly as described by some of the most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest.
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say that Male Organs in India are like...
Clean Shaved Hooker
Back in the Cold War days, Ivan was a diplomat and spy. He was new to the USA and lived in Washington, D.C. After six months he complained to Boris, his aide, that he needed a woman. Boris dropped off a high-priced hooker...
Delayed Ejaculation!!!
A ninety year old man lived in a rest home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy year old woman at the other end of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady...
Reason for Divorce
A married woman complains to her mother: Maaa, I`m divorcing Rajpal...
Mother: Why, what happend???
Daughter: All he wants is just sex... My asshole is now the size of 1 rupee coin.....!!!!! It used to be the size of...
