Mature Jokes

An older nun, who was living in a convent next to a construction site, noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. And so, she decided she would take her lunch...

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully and all would become clear in time. She spends weeks staring at the cage and...

A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh shrimps, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window. After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said...

Recipe: How To Make Love
Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes, 4 Well-shaped legs, 4 Loving arms, 2 Firm milk containers, 2 Nuts, 1 soft, warm mixing bowl, 1 Firm banana....

Gupta Ji Ke Ghar Sharmaji Aaye. Guptaji Apne Bachhon Ki Pehchaan Karane Lage. Ye Meri Beti Rani. Shadi Se Pehle Hum Mumbai Mein `Rani Baag` Ghumne Jaaya Karte Thhe.... Uski Yaad Mein Iska Naam Rani Rakha....

3 Fucking Laws of Management - If you learn them, no one can beat you in Corporate Management, but unfortunately eveng Harvard Business School does not teach them.
1. Fucking Law of Delivery Time...

A Young man called Tony wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn`t been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister and decided...

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can`t find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?"
She can`t hear him and shouts back...

A nine-year-old boy was shipwrecked on a desert island. Ten years passed without him seeing another living soul. Then, one day, walking along the beach, he discovered a beautiful young woman washed up on the beach...

Eyes Ke Operation Ke Baad Doctor Ki Fees Bachane Ke Chakkar Mein Apna Banta Bola: Doctor Saab Mujhe Kuch Dikh Nahi Raha.
Doctor: Banta Ji Apni Aankhien Band Kar Lijiye Aur Phir Dobara Se Dheere Dheere Kholiye...