Buying a Bra
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise by buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shop, rather intimidated, but the salesgirls took charge to help him.
"What colour?" she asked.
He settled for white....
The Farmer's Kids
A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, "Son, come with me."
He takes him to the barn...
Race Tips from Australia
A bloke was having a few drinks by himself at a Sydney casino when he met up with a striking but quite short and slim young woman. They got on famously and ended up in bed. The next morning she told him she was a jockey...
The Devoted Wife
A husband asks his wife: Darling, if I lost my vision would you be my eyes?
Wife: Honey, of course I would.
Husband: If I lost my hearing would you be my ears...
Golfer's Balls!!!
A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course. As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don`t you see the sign? It says, "Private property Stay Out!"
The golfer says, "I`m sorry I did not see it. That is my ball...
Three Bulls
Three bulls were standing around the farm yard one day, talking about how the farmer had just bought a new bull. The first bull, the biggest and strongest of the group, says, "He`s in for a surprise when he gets here. I`ll be...
Corporate Politics
A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market. Old cock to Young cock: Welcome to join...
A Genuine Problem
A guy visits his doctor and says he has a problem with sex. "Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small," he says.
The doctor asks him which drink he prefers.
"Well, American beer...
Most Sensitive Body Part
Ek Baar Pappu Ki Class Mein Biology Inspection Hone Waali Thi. Madam Bachho Ki Samjhati Hai: Bachchon, Kal Tumse Kuch Questions Puche Jayenge, Jaise Ki, Batao Sharir Ka Sabse Najuk Ang Kaun Sa Hai? Sab Students Apne Haath...
Ek Baar De De...
Ek Pathan Beech Bazaar Mein, Bade Gusse Se Ek Fakir Ka Gala Daba Raha Tha Aur Ulta Seedha Bol Raha Tha. Police Ne Aakar Bechaare Fakir Ko Pathan Ke Chungal Se Chudwaaya Aur Pathan Se Puchcha...
