Life in Hell
A man died and went to hell and was sitting on a stone looking very depressed. Another demon came up to him and asked, "Why the glum look, man?"
The man replied, "Well I just died and now I`m in hell...
Wheelie Bins!!!
In Australia, the curbside garbage carts are called "Wheelie Bins."
A garbage collector is driving along a Sydney street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his rubbish truck. He goes to one house where the bin hasn`t been left out...
The Sensuous Wife
With a very seductive voice the wife asked her husband, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"
"No, said her husband."
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons...
Blow Job Toad
A young guy walks into a bar. An old drunk sits with a shoe box on the stool next to him. The guy asks, "What`s in the box?"
The older guy says matter-of-factly, "A South American Blow Job Toad...
Naughty Humour
Ek Bhari Bus Mein Ek Ladki Ke Peeche Khare Ek Ladke Ka Auzaar Ladki Ko Touch Kar Raha Tha. Ladki Ne Us Ladke Ko Zor Se Thaapad Maara Aur Kaha: Kamine, Tharki... Khud Ko Khade Hone Ki Jagah Nahin....
Things We've Learned From Porn
8 things we`ve learned from Watching Porn:
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never Impotent.
3. Women always Orgasm at...
The Preacher
A popular Baptist preacher, who on Sunday morning announces to the congregation that he will not renew his contract, and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush. No one wants him...
Try Doggie Style!
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple of days before the cruise, the travel agent phones and says the cruise has been canceled, but he can get them on a three-day cruise instead...
Dating Women of Different Culture
ANGLO/SAXON WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only when she...
Late Night Phone Call
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and `in heat`, agreed to look after her neighbor`s male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she...
