What to Do After Unprotected Sex?
A 23 year old girl got pregnant.
Mother (Angrily shouts): Who was that pig? Call him now!!!
30 mins later, a Rolls Royce stops in front of their house. A matured grey hair man in a very expensive...
Crushed by Torpedoes!
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her Fairy Godmother said her breasts would increase in size each time a man said, "Pardon," to her. She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said...
Good News!
A stunning blonde had gone to her student adviser for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies.
"Are you feeling OK," he asked?
"Well, to be honest...
Female Libido Pills!
"Doc, you`ve gotta help me... my wife just isn`t interested in sex anymore. Haven`t you got a pill or something I can give her?"
"Look, I can`t prescribe..."
"Doc, we`ve been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I am desperate...
I'm Just Fred
A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred...
Crushed Scrotum!!!
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible...
Kitty Green!
An Irishman went to Confession in St. Patrick`s Catholic Church. "Father," he confessed, "it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Kitty Green twice last month."
The priest told the sinner...
And They're Off...
Conscience is left behind at the gate... Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured and Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs, and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot... AT THE HALFWAY MARK...
Naughty Bits!
Principal: Apne Bachhe Ko Jara Tameez Sikhao Aap!
Parent: Kya Hua Sir?
Principal: Application Form Ke SEX Wale Column Me Likha Hai...
A Bit Nostalgic
Murphy met Sharon at his bar one night. They enjoyed each other`s company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Murphy to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energeti...
