Most Terrifying Sound
Three retired old gents, raconteurs all, were sitting around the National Geographic`s Explorer Club, sippin` on some 25 year old scotch and spinning tall tales from their past, when the oldest asked...
Sexual Abstinence
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman`s doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex again...
Gay Marriage Quandary
Paddy & Mick are in the pub celebrating the yes vote for gay marriage.
"Oi think it`s great dat gays can now marry," says Paddy.
"Oi agree," says Mick, "but oi`m confused."
"What`s confusing you...
Old Slapper
Two 16 year old girls are at School. One is really posh, while the other is a bit of a slapper. The teacher asks the posh one to give her a sentence with the word `improper` in it. She replies in her posh accent...
Newlywed Virgin
A young woman, who knew absolutely nothing about sex, fell in love with a man and agreed to marry him. As their wedding day approached, she became very nervous about her impending deflowering. Putting her anxiety aside...
Tharki Pappu
Teacher: Condom Ko Urdu Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
Sab Chup Baithe Rehte Hain. Kisi Ko Nahi Pata Tha. Pappu Apna Khurafati Dimaag Daudaata Hai Aur Haath Khada Kar Ke Bolta Hai: Master ji Mein Bataun...
How Many Slices of Toast?
Two couples are having their wedding reception in the same hotel, and the two grooms are having a few beers together at the bar. "I bet I make love to my wife tonight more times than you make love to yours...
Tits Out To Here!
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.
Dave says, "John what are you so happy for?"
"Well Dave, I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxing...
Multipurpose Boobs
Boobs are most wonderful Multi-Purpose creation of nature.
You can suck them as a mouth freshener.
By putting the face in between the two you can relax yourselves...
Roll Of Quarters
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of fifty cents taped inside the crotch of his jeans. He looks around, then sits next to the most attractive woman there. He was very pleased with himself after he...
