A soldier and a lesbian...
An old soldier sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old combat jacket and boots and ordered a cup of a coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the soldier and asked...
Lick-a-de-Split
An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first sales-woman she sees and asks: Escusa me, have you seen-a my-a Tony. He`s got a big-a belly and...
Divorced!!!
A couple had been divorced for about 6 months, but still remained good friends. This worked out pretty good since the both lived in the same apartment building. One day he slipped on the ice and...
Tarzan's Interview
Tarzan leaves the jungle, comes to civilization, and applies for a job.
Interviewer: Name?
Tarzan: Me Tarzan.
Interviewer: Married?
Tarzan: Yes...
List of Pussy Types
1. Expensive Pussy: Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive pussy can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts, and shirts with greek letters on them. 98% of the pussy....
Ungrateful Women
I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn`t thank me enough! But I spend 50 bucks on...
Girlfriend's Dad!!!
Girlfriend: Yaar Mere Dad Bhi Na, Kitna Sunate Hain... Jab Dekho Kuch Na Kuch Sunate Hee Rehte Hain...
Pappu: hmmmmmn...
Girlfriend: Kya hmmmm..?
Aroused Penis
A medical professor was lecturing about self-examination of the breast and testicles. A female student asked a male student, "Do you ever get an erection when you do a self-examination of your testicles....
Vasectomy Procedure
Santa goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure, a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed, she instructs him to lie down...
Key To Heaven
It was time for Father John`s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at...
