Mature Jokes

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It`s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me...

A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term...

After noticing a beautiful young blonde sitting on her own in a pub, a suave, sophisticated young man confidently strolled over to the table where she was sat and said: What can I get you, gorgeous...

Dono Ki Banawat Ek Jaisi Hoti Hai.
Shuru Mein Dono Po Pehnane Mein Dikkat Hoti Hai.
Ek Ko Nazar Aane Ke Liye Aur Doosre Ko Nazar Mein Laane Ke Liye Pehna...

Jeff beckoned to a salesman in the department store, pointed to white wool designer dress on a mannequin that Eunice was admiring, and asked, "Excuse me young lady, how much is this dress?"
"That dress is...

Ek Sharabi Pharmacy Mein Ghuskar Zotr Se Bola: 5 Condom De Oye!!!
Dukanwala: Sir Kuch Tameez Se Baat Kar Ke Bhi Banda Cheez Maang Sakta Hai.??
Sharabi Ne Jeans Ki Zip Kholi, Aur Bola: Mere Shehzade Ke Liye 5 Suit Dikhaayein Please....

An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the Black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied...

Pappu Ke Dost Golu Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha.
Golu: Yaar Ek Baat Toh Bata, Ye School Male Hota Hai Ya Female?
Pappu Kuch Soch Kar Bola: Yaar Ye Tho Mujhe Khud Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Aaya, Kyunki Ismein...

Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye The, Socho Usne Kya Kiya Hoga...
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Yaar Dimag Lagao, It`s Very Simple. Abe Vo Santa Hai Uski Tarah Soch Na....

The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example of love. Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making a nest together, I think that is love."
"Very good," said the teacher...