Mature Jokes

Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye The, Socho Usne Kya Kiya Hoga...
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Yaar Dimag Lagao, It`s Very Simple. Abe Vo Santa Hai Uski Tarah Soch Na....

The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example of love. Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making a nest together, I think that is love."
"Very good," said the teacher...

Shadi Ke Kuch Time Baad Ek Raat Sex Karte Time Jeeto Bade Se Pyar Se Boli: Aap Bilkul Mobile Jaise Ho.
Santa, Bade Garv Se: Sachi, Tumhe Meri Vibration Achhi Lagti Hai?
Jeeto: Nahi, Basement Mein Jaate Hi Aapka...

Once upon a time there lived a King. The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS... but there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid...

Kal Santa Marathon Dekhne Gaya. Wahan Pados Waali Ek Bhabhi Tight Si T-Shirt Mein Khadi Thi.
Usne Santa Ko Dekh Ke Puch Liya: MeraThan Dekh Rahe Ho???
Santa Hzdbadate Hue Bola: Haan Ji...
Ab Yaaron Santa Ki Samajh Mein Ye Nahin Aa Raha Ki...

Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar.
"Bartender," he says, "give that lady whatever she likes, and put it on my tab....

Sunny Leone Jaisa Sachcha Aur Achcha Pyar Koi Kar Hi Nahin Sakta. 50 Cameras Ki Nazar Us Pe Hoti Hai, Saara Movie Crew Bhi Hota Hai Sets Pe Lekin Uska Pura Dhyan Apne Partner Pe Hota Hai, Khul Kar APyar Karti...

Jab Maggi Ban Hui Thi Toh Ladkiyon Ka Bada Mazaak Udaya Tha Ladkon Ne Ki Ab Kya Cook Karogi ???? Lo Saalon, Lag Gayi Baddua, Ho Gaya Porn Ban!!!!
Jat Tak Patanjali Ka Shudh Desi Porn DVD Bazaar Mein Nahin Aa Jaata Tab Tak Logon Se Aagrah Hai Ki...

An Aussie bought two cases of beer on sale at the Beer Store. He placed them on the front seat and headed back home. He stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was...

Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Ek Gift Manga. Girlfriend Ne Usko Jhaant Ke 3-4 Baal Ukhad Ke De Diye.
Ladka Wo Baal Le Kar Sunaar Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kaha: Ye Chaandi Ke Box Mein Saja Ke Do....