Mature Jokes

Gay Bar!

A priest and a minister walked into a bar. After sitting down, ordering, and some chit chat the priest said, "Have you noticed there are no women in this bar?"
He then realised the truth, "I think we`re in a gay bar...

Selling Ass-holes

Two businessmen in New York were standing around and taking a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn`t ready, and didn`t even have the shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some Jewish guy...

Costume Party

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she...

A businessman packing for a trip glances in his briefcase.
"Honey," he says to his wife.
"Yes, darling?" she replies.
"Honey," he says, in mild exasperation, "Why do you persist in putting...

Quick and Fast!

Little Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his college... but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I`ll give you a $50 if you let me have you....

Sex Drive

A woman sought help from her doctor. "All my husband does is complain that I never want to have sex with him," she said. "And he`s right too. I have no desire at all."
The doctor gave her a prescription and...

Sex on Mars!!!

The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex...

How Condoms are Made!

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a nice little older lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don`t...

New Shoes!

Luiggi walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store twice every day. Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much... it`s all he can think about...

The Irish Hooker

An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in the shadows.
"Twenty Euros," she whispers.
Paddy had never had a hooker before, but decides - What the hell, it`s only twenty Euros. He takes up her...