Mature Jokes

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?"
She slams the door in disgust and...

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you`ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is...

A guy goes to his friend and says, "I`m sleeping with the priest`s wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?"
The friend doesn`t like it but being a friend, he agrees and after mass, he starts...

A waiter was working one night, when a beautiful Blonde was seated in his section. He went over to take her order, and saw that she was crying.

"What`s wrong, miss? Are you ok?" he asked.
Wiping tears from her eyes, she looked up at him and...

Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. "What happened to you?" asked his wife.
"I had a terrible day." replied Roy. "I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had...

A woman goes to the hospital. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor.
"Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica...

Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends. "It`s funny," says Samantha, "Peter`s balls are always cold as ice when I`m giving him a blowjob!"
"You know what?" replies Jenny, "It`s exactly the same with my...

Visiting the zoo one day, a lady noticed one of the kangaroos had a huge set of balls. She couldn`t believe the size of these hummers, and when the `roo ventured close to the bars of the enclosure, she reached thru the bars and...

A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations. The operation is performed, but a month later...

A young air force officer had a very beautiful wife. Early each morning he left his house and went to the airport, and an hour later his wife always left the house too, with a big white towel, and went for a walk on...