Mature Jokes

I often become confused when we hear the word `Service` used with these agencies:
Indian Revenue `Service`
Indian Postal `Service`
Indian Telephone `Service...

A gay guy walks into a barber shop. He says to the barber, "Sir how can I make hair grow on my chest?"
The barber replies, "Go home and put Vaseline on your chest real thick...

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position.
One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."
"I don`t think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it...

It takes less than 15 seconds... If you are nearing 40 years, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer`s Test.
How fast can you guess these words correctly and fill-in the blanks...

During sex, Santa suddenly stops and remains motionless.
He then starts again and after some time stops to remain motionless once again.
This goes on for quite some time...

It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our corporate headquarters that offensive language is commonly used by our Hindi speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive...

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women`s type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store....

Santa found Banta, lying beside the road after a car accident. Banta was crying hysterically. Santa stopped his car and ran to him. "Yaar Banta! Are you all right?"
Sobbing, Banta moaned, "Look at my new car...

Ek Pathan Ki Shadi Thi Magar Usey Kuch Pata Nahi Yha. Us Ka Dost Usey Apney Ghar Le Gaya Aur Apne Bedroom Mein Almari Ke Uppar Baitha Diya Aur Kaha Ke Yahan Baith Kar Dekho Ki Main Kaise Karta Hun...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What`s yours?"
"I`ll have the same...