A Well-Argued Court Case
The beauty of a language and the art of constructing the words of the language significantly lead to their meaning. This is not a case of twisting, but of the refined manner of presentation by witty minds...
Could've been Worse!
Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could have been worse".
To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided...
The Origin of Yodelling
Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night...
A Bihari Couple on Honeymoon
Ek Bihari Honeymoon Pe Ja Raha Tha, Train Khali Thi, Samne 1 Angrez Aa Ke Baith Gaya. Angrej Ko Dekh Ke Us Bihari Ke Dimaag Mein 1 Khyaal Aaya... Vo Sochne Laga Ki Agar Ye Angrej Meri Biwi Ki Le Le...
Drinks on the House
A man walks into a bar and announces, "Drinks on the house for everyone, except that queer at the end of the bar."
A little while later he again announces, "Drinks on the house for everybody, except that queer at the end of the bar."
The queer was getting kind of upset when...
Night Charges
Ek Party Mein Ek Aadmi Ek Ladki Se Thodi Si Jaan Pehchaan Badhata Hai Aur Usko Akele Room Mein Le Jaata Hai.
Aadmi: Suno... Main Tumhare Saath Koi Zabardasti Nahin Karunga, Lekin Agar Tum Apna Ye Top Utaar Do Toh Main...
Moonch Ke Baal!!!
Ek Baar Ek Baadshah Akbar Ke Dimag Mein Na Jane Kya Aaya Unhone Darbaar Mein Bethe Bethe Sab Logo Se Ek Sawaal Kiya: Hamari Moochon Ke Baal Kitne Hai?
Sabhi Soch Mein Pad Gaye, Kisi Ko Jawab Nahi Aaya Tabhi Birbal Bola...
Some Naughty Gyan
The best example of `Doosro Ki Khushi Mein Hi Apni Khushi Dhoondhna.`
Watching Porn.
What do you call a situation when two people are thinking of sex and rest of the people...
International Yoga day!
Two women were talking to each other.. "Kal mera first time tha.." Oh really. kya hua..?" Beginning me dheere dheere...
Benefits of Viagra
A little old lady asks her doctor if there are any Viagra pills for her elderly husband. "Yes," the doc says, "there are three different strengths: 20% , which lifts it up a little bit; 50%, which makes it stand up half way; and 100%, which makes it....makes it touch the ceiling."
