Mature Jokes

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Banta in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Banta ?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened!?! I`ll tell you

A rude New Yorker and his girlfriend were driving across the desert when they had a flat tire on the car. Getting out, the boyfriend was about to start changing it when he spotted a cowboy sitting on his horse, rolling a smoke. He told his girlfriend that he would...

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed, good looking man in his late 40`s or early 50`s.
"May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie...

The counter man in the Ice Cream shop saw a customer leaving the drug store across the way, heading for his shop. The customer entered, set a small Thermos container on the counter and...

Santa comes back home from work to find Jeeto has left him a note: Off to the market! He hasn`t been `Getting Any` from her, so he decides this is his chance and goes to the video store to rent a porn flick...

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to...

A man went to a hospital in Toronto to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient`s girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn`t know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to Santa on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times...

A Catholic girl went into confession and said to the priest, "I`m pregnant."
He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"
She said, "I think it must be the second coming...

Brilliant Beijing Hotel Brochure - Translated as only they can.
A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels...