International Yoga day!
Two women were talking to each other.. "Kal mera first time tha.." Oh really. kya hua..?" Beginning me dheere dheere...
Benefits of Viagra
A little old lady asks her doctor if there are any Viagra pills for her elderly husband. "Yes," the doc says, "there are three different strengths: 20% , which lifts it up a little bit; 50%, which makes it stand up half way; and 100%, which makes it....makes it touch the ceiling."
The Simplest Explanation
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Banta in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Banta ?" she asks anxiously.
"What happened!?! I`ll tell you
The Tough Cowboy
A rude New Yorker and his girlfriend were driving across the desert when they had a flat tire on the car. Getting out, the boyfriend was about to start changing it when he spotted a cowboy sitting on his horse, rolling a smoke. He told his girlfriend that he would...
Three Certainties of Life!
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed, good looking man in his late 40`s or early 50`s.
"May I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Valerie...
Deep Freeze!
The counter man in the Ice Cream shop saw a customer leaving the drug store across the way, heading for his shop. The customer entered, set a small Thermos container on the counter and...
Santa gets a Surprise Blowjob
Santa comes back home from work to find Jeeto has left him a note: Off to the market! He hasn`t been `Getting Any` from her, so he decides this is his chance and goes to the video store to rent a porn flick...
Date Rape Drug Warning!!!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to...
Which is Worse?
A man went to a hospital in Toronto to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient`s girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn`t know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
Who's Counting?
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to Santa on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times...
