Mature Jokes

A woman in labor is screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, "Hey, don`t blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NO, you said that might...

A man enters a confession box and says "Bless me father for I have sinned."
"Tell me what`s on your mind my son," the priest replies.
"Father," the man says, "I`m worried that I may be thrown out of the church...

Banta Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Vo Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Manata Hai.
Preeto: Piche Nahi aage Dalte Hain.
Banta: Tuje Kaise pata?
Preeto: Mera dost Mere Aage...

The finals of the National Youth Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a student going to one of the finest private schools in the nation. From an upper-crust family, he was well...

This British explorer is in the dark jungle, going where no Western man has gone before. Accompanying him is his trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and troubleshooter all in one. One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a...

Ek Aadmi Apni Saali Ke Saath Ek Sunsaan Jungle Se Ja Raha Tha. Sali: Jija Ji Kahin Aap Is Mauke Ka Phaida Utha Ke Mere Saath Zabardasti Toh Nahin Karenge?

I came home from work last night and told my wife that I`ve been given a Huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ My own private secretary...

Santa Ne Apni Taxi Bechkar XEROX Ki Shop Khol Li.
Banta Ne Jab Usse Iski Vajah Puchi Toh Santa B\ola: Yaara Dil Khush Ho Jaata Hai Jab Ladkiyan Aakar Kehti Hain `Santa Ji Aage...

Husband: Arey, Ye Defective Condoms Sofe Pe Kyun Pade Hue Hain???
Wife: Kyaaa...!!!??? Kahan???
Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: Agar Tumne Phir Kabhi Hamare...

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said, "Here, put these...