Mature Jokes

Husband: Arey, Ye Defective Condoms Sofe Pe Kyun Pade Hue Hain???
Wife: Kyaaa...!!!??? Kahan???
Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: Agar Tumne Phir Kabhi Hamare...

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said, "Here, put these...

Gary and Martin were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Gary glanced over and noticed that Martin`s penis was twisted like a corkscrew.
"Wow," Gary said. "I`ve never seen one like that before."

Ek Psychologist Ne Ladko Aur Ladkiyon Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Hai Iske Baare Mein Detail Mein Research Ki Aur Ye Result Nikaala...
Female Brain:
10% - Jewellery... 30% - Shopping... 25% - Money...

By the middle of his senior year, the handsome history major had dated most of the girls on campus. One day, while seated in the student union, he looked up and saw the captain of the varsity football team coming toward him, an angry

Woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast. I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan. "What are you doing?" I asked her...

Girlfriend: Can You Tell Me ??
What is My Bra Size ??
Boyfriend: It`s 36
Girlfriend: WOW!!! How do you know???
Boyfriend: Yesterday I...

The voluptuous redhead was walking down a dimly lit street when a man jumped out of the bushes.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
"I don`t have any," she managed to reply.
"Give me your money or I`ll...

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy`s horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming...

After the end of the war, a young female reporter from a local newspaper was sent to write an article about the soldiers homecoming. She had interviewed half a dozen, when she met Jacky on the street...