Mature Jokes

A lady was in the garden tending to her flowers when she got the urge to pee. So she did and wiped off her dew on a rose. Her husband came along later, picked up the rose...

In The Pub Toilet A guy is in the pub toilet having a wee when the door to the bathroom opens. In walks a very large, very muscular guy. This guy proceeds to pull down his pants, revealing a very large...

A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so...

Did you know the similarities between BRA and BAR? Check this out:
1. Both have the same alphabets.
2. Both are drinking zone.
3. Both have restricted time of opening and closing hours....

A man is running short of cash in the bar, so he bets the barmaid ten bucks that he can bite his right eye. She thinks about it for a minute and figures it`s a safe bet, so she says...

The Mumbai-bus conductors are always in a rush to have the bus leave the stop as soon as possible to meet their deadlines even if it means `ringing the bell` earlier...

Sunny Leone to taxi driver: Airport Chaloge??
Driver: Haan Chalunga....
Sunny Leone: Kya Loge ?
Driver: Gareeb Aadmi Hoon Behenji...

Grandpa was showing Little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, "That`s a bull and a cow, and he`s serving her."
A little later on, they saw horses...

A survey conducted among women gave the below results. `A` were the answers given by un-married women. `B` are the answers given by married women. Sure marriage gives a lot of maturity...

Skoda Laura is an excellent car... But people who have bought it are facing some very embarrasing moments.For example:
Client to Bank Manager: Sirji Ek Laura Finance...