Mature Jokes

A guy walks a woman to the door after there first date. He asks her if she had a good time. She tells him yes but that to get her really horny, she likes her men to be Rough, Tough and selfish. The next week, the guy picks her up for...

One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions....

A lady was in the garden tending to her flowers when she got the urge to pee. So she did and wiped off her dew on a rose. Her husband came along later, picked up the rose...

In The Pub Toilet A guy is in the pub toilet having a wee when the door to the bathroom opens. In walks a very large, very muscular guy. This guy proceeds to pull down his pants, revealing a very large...

A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so...

Did you know the similarities between BRA and BAR? Check this out:
1. Both have the same alphabets.
2. Both are drinking zone.
3. Both have restricted time of opening and closing hours....

A man is running short of cash in the bar, so he bets the barmaid ten bucks that he can bite his right eye. She thinks about it for a minute and figures it`s a safe bet, so she says...

The Mumbai-bus conductors are always in a rush to have the bus leave the stop as soon as possible to meet their deadlines even if it means `ringing the bell` earlier...

Sunny Leone to taxi driver: Airport Chaloge??
Driver: Haan Chalunga....
Sunny Leone: Kya Loge ?
Driver: Gareeb Aadmi Hoon Behenji...

Grandpa was showing Little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, "That`s a bull and a cow, and he`s serving her."
A little later on, they saw horses...