Mature Jokes

A survey conducted among women gave the below results. `A` were the answers given by un-married women. `B` are the answers given by married women. Sure marriage gives a lot of maturity...

Skoda Laura is an excellent car... But people who have bought it are facing some very embarrasing moments.For example:
Client to Bank Manager: Sirji Ek Laura Finance...

There was once an unemployed, married couple. The bills kept coming in and they decided it was time for desperate measures. The wife would have to go on the game, with the hubbie as pimp...

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love...

The businesswoman, in town for an important meeting, checked into her room at the swank hotel and unpacked her bags. Noticing that her best suit had been badly wrinkled...

Little Johnny went to the first day of kindergarten and sat down. His teacher went around the room and was asking every boy and girl his or her name. When she got to...

An Aussie drover walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons and announced...

Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Jaspal USA Se Santa Ki Poori Family Ke Liye Kapde Gift Leke Aata Hai. Sare Kapde `Lee` Brand Ke The. USA Wala Dost Sante Ko Kapde Dene Lagta Hai Aur Kehne Lagta Hai...

The third-grade teacher was teaching English and repeated for her class, "Mary had a little lamb, Whose fleece was white as snow And everywhere that Mary went...

Pierre, Marie, and their six children lived in a log cabin on the edge of a lake in northern Quebec. One day, Pierre decided he had had enough and set out across the lake...