Mature Jokes

Father Harris was motoring along a country lane in his parish on a spring afternoon when all of a sudden he got a flat tire. Exasperated, the priest stopped his car, got out...

There was a schoolteacher in the little old school which was teaching sex ed. The class was comprised of only 8 students, due to the size of the school. One of the little girls...

A window cleaner goes to a monastery looking for work. The Abbot hires him but tells him to clean all the windows except the top three. So the window cleaner cleans...

A Blonde buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for...

A young Blonde enrolls for a Woodwork Class. On the first day of the school term the teacher was surprised to see a rather prim young lady sitting in the front row of his classroom...

Hindi: Aur Kaise Ho Aap?
Punjabi: Hor Fudi Diya Kidaan?

Hindi: Maine Aapse Kuch Nahi Kaha...

The neighbours had come over for dinner at Little Johnny`s place. As they sat down for dinner, father asked Little Johnny to do the prayers. Johnny replied, "But dad, I`m scared...

Boyfriend 1: Can I touch your boobs?
Girlfriend 1: Shut up!!!!
Boyfriend 2: Can I touch...

Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a dairy farmer.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says...

A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself.
Soon, the waitress came over to take his order...