Mature Jokes

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service in the UK, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while...

Sidharth was shaving... comes out of the bathroom bleeding...
Wife: What Happened?
Sidharth: Blade Ka Baahari Kinara Laga...

It`s the year 2069, and NASA finally manages to get a manned mission to Venus. While surveying Venus they find evidence of "life as we know it" and land to make First Contact...

A guy ends up with an older woman at a bar. She looked pretty good for a 55-year-old. In fact, she wasn`t too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had...

A Newly Married Couple Kept having sex 24x7. Is Vajah Se Woh Kaafi Weak Bhi Feel Karte Hain but They didn`t Stop. Akhirkaar Wo Ek Doctor Ke Paas Jaate Hain. Doctor Said: Have Sex only on...

There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females. He hired a French guy who...

"Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.
"What seems to be the problem?"
"My husband just doesn`t satisfy me sexually. What can I do?"
"Hmmmmm. That`s a bit out of...

Ek Aadmi Ke Penis Ke Chaaron Taraf Ek Laal Rang Ka Ghera Ban Gaya Tha. Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Aur Nishaan Dikhaya. Doctor: Koi Baat Nahi Ye Cream Lagao...

A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the usual questions and then asked her to go behind the screen and remove her clothes...

Bihar Ke Kisi Village Mein Aaj Bhi Films Ka Advertising Auto Pe Loudspeakers Se Announce Hoti Hai. Ek Din Kuch Aisa Announce Hua...
Film Ka Naam Tha - Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani...