Mature Jokes

A young man in a public swimming pool was startled when his swimsuit fell off. He was in the deep end, and couldn`t find it, no matter how desperately he looked. Perplexed, he went to the shallow end...

There was a group of army men marching down a road at night looking for a place to stay. They came upon...

Myrddin and Jill are out and about. Jill notices that Myrddin is a bit pissy during the evening, so she...

A young, attractive woman decides to hang one of her favorite pictures on her wall and asks her father what she needs to do. He says to hammer a nail with a large head...

A population control program had been introduced to a remote island, but the doctors were having trouble getting the women to take their birth control pills. They decided...

Little Johnny`s class is on a field trip to the farm. The teacher asks, "Can anyone tell the class what that is?" (pointing)
Mary replies, "That is a sheep...

Doctor Saab, Main Jab Bhi Apni Biwi Ki Leta Hun Toh Andar Jaa Ke Mera Teda Ho Jaata Hai. Doctor Ko Yakeenn Nahi Hota. Vo Engineer Ko Kehta Hai Ki Apni Biwi Ko Clinic Mein Lekar...

A Girl after Romance asked her Boyfriend: Tum Itna Jaldi Kyun Thak Jaate Ho, Main Toh Nahi Thakti.
Boyfriend: Sadak Kabhi Khatam Hoti Hai Kya....

Little Johnny came to Montreal from his home in Labrador, where he had never seen a colored person. One day when he was out walking with his Uncle Tom they happened to pass...

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot...