Embarassing Medical Exams
A man comes into the ER and yells... My wife`s going to have her baby in the cab.
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady`s dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed...
Real Cowboy!
An Indian is walking home from a long night of hard partying in the hot morning sun when he finds a cowboy hat on the side of the road. He picks it up and looks at it and thinks...
A Difficult Golf Putt
An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a play off hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make. She takes her stance...
Ugliest Tits
An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him. After they were both totally bombed...
I am a Man!!!
Me: Say `I am a man` after everything I say.
Friend: Alright.
Me: You broke up with your girlfriend.
Friend: I am a man....
13 Month Pregnancy
A man goes to a railway station and looks to board the train which would take him to the place he wanted to go. He sees that all the compartments are full and that there is place...
Time for Some Quickies
Antique Question:
What`s the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX, XXX?
U: Hero gets the heroine....
A Blonde Groaner
A guy walks in to a bar and sits down, just a few seats from him there is a very buxom blonde with huge size 42CC breasts. The guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and...
Childhood was Wonderful
PUSSY meant a CAT.
< SEX meant the GENDER of a person.
BITCH meant a FEMALE DOG.
DICK was the name of...
The Gay Bar!
A bartender in a gay bar was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a stick-up...
