Mature Jokes

A scottish colonel walks into a chemist, goes to the counter and hands over a small wooden box. The chemist opens it and finds an old condom with a hole in it...

The firemen finally get a huge fire under control, and Chief Brown has all of his men accounted for except Olson and Rosolino. After a few minutes` search, the chief looks down...

A guy told a girl that the penis is the only thing you can describe using all 26 letters of the alphabet.
A - Admire it....

Pappu Ko Scooty Chalate Huye Dekh Kar Uske Dost Ne Pucha: Ye Scooty Kab Li Tune?
Pappu: Kal Raat Ek Ladki Mujhe Scooty Par Baitha Kar Bahut Dur le Gayi Aur Saare Kapde Utaar Ke Boli...

A hospital was being audited by an agent from HM Revenue and Customs. While the agent was checking the books, he turned to the executive of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of...

1. Tumne Suna Nahi, Mera Peecha Mat Karo.
2. Main Koi Aisi Vesi Nahi Ek Sharif Ladki Hoon.
3. Bas Ek Baar Hi I Love You Bolungi....

A man is waiting in a hospital to get a vaccination, and he`s very uncomfortable with the idea of being stabbed with a long needle. After a while, the nurse calls...

Ek Bar Ek Callgirl Plastic Surgeon Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli: Mere Hole Ke Pass Hi Ek Aur Hole Kar Do.
Doctor Ne Hairan Hokar Puchha: Kyun???
Ladki: Aajkal Business Achcha Chal Raha Hai...

A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and...

Ek Aadmi Bra Ki Shop Mein Gaya. Usne Ek Darjan Ek Hi Color Ki Bra Khareedi Aur Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Ko Di.
Biwi Ek Hi Rang Ki Bra Dekh Kar Gusse Se Boli: Tum Pagal Ho Kya...