Mature Jokes

A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and...

Ek Aadmi Bra Ki Shop Mein Gaya. Usne Ek Darjan Ek Hi Color Ki Bra Khareedi Aur Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Ko Di.
Biwi Ek Hi Rang Ki Bra Dekh Kar Gusse Se Boli: Tum Pagal Ho Kya...

A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece. In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked...

Suhagrat Pe Ladka Biwi Ko Sirf Kiss Kar Ke So Gaya.
Subah Maa boli: Bahu, Mandir Jaane se Pehle Naha Lo...
Bahu, Gusse Mein: Sirf Brush Kar Leti Hun Maaji.....

Santa Apni Kaamwaali Ko Ched Raha Tha.
Kamwaali: Badtamizi Mat Kar, MOR Bana Dungi.
Santa: Murga Banaate Suna Tha!!! MOR Kaise Banate Hain?
Kamwaali, Gusse Mein: Pichwaade Mein...

Redhead: Tell me, what is sex ?
Blonde: Sex is when you dress up go to a bar flirt with a guy he buys you drinks. You go to bed and he leaves some money...

Pappu Ki Ek Ladki Se Kafi Time Se Setting Chal Rahi Thi, Bahut Manaane Ke Baad Vo Sex Ke Liye Raazi Hui.
Pappu Ne Sham Ko Use Apne Ghar Bulaya Aur Bola: Chal Aaj Ambulance-Ambulance Khelte...

One friend said to the other, "What is a dilemma?"
He replied, "Well, there`s nothing better than an example to illustrate that.
Imagine that you are laying in...

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it....

Morris the matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. "I`m ashamed to bring this up," he said, "but the man wants to be sure you are compatible...