Oral Sex for Birth Control
A married couple in New York`s "Little Italy" went to their Priest to discuss birth control, since they already had seven children.
The husband inquired if perhaps oral sex would be an acceptable substitute...
Santa with a Meter
Suhagrat Mein Santa Ne Biwi Se Puchha: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kitni Baar Sex Kiya Hai?
Biwi: Kabhi Nahi.
< Santa: Mere Pass Check Karne Ka Meter Hai... Abhi Andar Daal Ke...
Caught in the Act...
Two gay guys were caught in the act in a public park by a policeman. As the cop tried to arrest them for their act of public indecency, they bolted away. The cop pursued after....
What is Love?
The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example of love. Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making a nest together, I think that is love...
Hats off to all MEN
If sex without wife`s consent is rape...Then by this logic:
Spending husband`s money by the wife without his consent is a breach of trust...
Boldest Proposal
Pota: Dadaji Ye Condom Kya Hota Hai?
Dadaji: Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Pota: Main Janta Tha Buddhe, Tujhe Pata Hota Toh Aaj...
Open Casket Funeral
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had this soldier who stepped on a land mine. Took me three days to...
Rules of the Pee Wee Golf Club
1. Ladies are prohibited from touching gentlemen`s balls, either with hands or clubs.
2. All holes must be kept clean.
3. Gentlemen making a hole-in-one, must change lady partners....
Doodh Ki Thaili
Ek Rehriwaala Aawaj Laga Raha Tha: Dudh Ki Thaili Le Lo... Dudh ki Thaili Le Lo.... Dudh ki Thaili.... Uski Aawaj Sun Ke Ek newly married lady Turant Bahar Nikalti Hai....
Short Nose!
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his Grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know...
