Mature Jokes

A sexy blonde walked into the doctor`s waiting room and couldn`t find an empty seat anywhere. Finally, she walks over to one gentleman that was sitting down, and said, "I wonder if I might...

Ek Negro husband Apni Indian wife Ko Kehta Hai: Today is our fancy dress competition, get me one costume...
Wife goes and brings a Santa Claus dress...

A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his girlfriend and orders the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount in the glass for tasting....

A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window. Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn`t you call me....

The four newlyweds spent their honeymoon at the Niagara Falls. They occupied adjoining rooms, sat at the same table, and were inseparable.
One evening after dinner as they were...

Suhagraat Ko Santa Biwi Se: "Jaanu Honeymoon Pe Kahan Jana Hai..??
Biwi, Sharmaate Hue: Jahan Bhi Aap Le Chalo, Maine Toh Deni Hai, Yahan Bhi Aur Vahan Bhi...

Ek Angrez Pakistan Ayaa Taxi li... Rastey Mein Driver Ne Uska Sab Kuch Loot Liya... Uske Kapde Bhi Utaar Liye Aur Us Ko Veeranay Mein Phenk Diya... Ek Pathan Udhar Se Guzra...

A 30-year-old man and woman are lying in bed after making love. The woman lays on her side of the bed and rests. The man goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man oh man...

Pappu was looking at falling stars and praying for good marks. Santa came along and said, "Technology is so advanced that man has reached the moon and your searching for your luck...

A company developed a new beer and ran a competition for a new name.

One person sent in a suggestion that it be called: Making Love in a Row Boat....